If your computer weighs more than ten pounds--
YOU NEED A NEW COMPUTER.
If your computer has so many wires that you don't even know what any of them are for--
YOU NEED A NEW COMPUTER.
If your computer makes really loud humming, beeping, and other noises--
YOU NEED A NEW COMPUTER.
If your Word program has you talking to a paper clip--
If the monitor takes up virtually more space than your desk--
If you have a computer like mine--
YOU NEED A FREAKIN NEW COMPUTER.
...i'm taking donations.

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Well, to start off, the thing with all the letters on it?
That's called a KEYBOARD!
Say it with me: "KEEEYYYBOOARRRD"
Good.

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IIGHT, SO...IMMA TALK BOUT....UM.....COMPUTERS AND ALL THEIR USES.....
-USEFUL FOR I.M.ING PEOPLE
-FINDING INFO
-LISTENING TO MUSIC
-WATCHING VIDEOS
-MAKING WEBPAGES
-PLAYIN GAMES....>:P
-DO HW
-PRINT HW
-EDIT PICTURES
-HELP W/HW
-CHEAT ON HW XP
-WASTING TIME
-EPIC FAILS
THATS ALL I CAN THINK OFF, POST REPLYS IF YOU THINK YOU GOT MORE

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IF YOUR SAY YES, YOUR RETARDED. PEOPLE ARE GETTING KILLED, INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WENT INTO ANOTHER COUNTRY, KILLED 1000S OF PEOPLE BASED ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT THEY HAD "DANGEROUS" WEAPONS (OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT).
ITS LIKE IF I THINK YOU HAVE MY WALLET, GO AND JUMP YOU, THEN TURNS OUT YOU DIDNT HAVE IT.

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OK, WATCHA: George W. Bush's presidency appears headed for colossal historical disgrace. Barring a cataclysmic event on the order of the terrorist attacks of September 11th, after which the public might rally around the White House once again, there seems to be little the administration can do to avoid being ranked on the lowest tier of U.S. presidents. And that may be the best-case scenario. Many historians are now wondering whether Bush, in fact, will be remembered as the very worst president in all of American history.

From time to time, after hours, I kick back with my colleagues at Princeton to argue idly about which president really was the worst of them all. For years, these perennial debates have largely focused on the same handful of chief executives whom national polls of historians, from across the ideological and political spectrum, routinely cite as the bottom of the presidential barrel. Was the lousiest James Buchanan, who, confronted with Southern secession in 1860, dithered to a degree that, as his most recent biographer has said, probably amounted to disloyalty -- and who handed to his successor, Abraham Lincoln, a nation already torn asunder? Was it Lincoln's successor, Andrew Johnson, who actively sided with former Confederates and undermined Reconstruction? What about the amiably incompetent Warren G. Harding, whose administration was fabulously corrupt? Or, though he has his defenders, Herbert Hoover, who tried some reforms but remained imprisoned in his own outmoded individualist ethic and collapsed under the weight of the stock-market crash of 1929 and the Depression's onset? The younger historians always put in a word for Richard M. Nixon, the only American president forced to resign from office.

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